Hot Pockets!! D: WERE THE HELL ARE THE INTRUCTIONS?

Just toss it (or place it lovingly, whichever) in the microwave and set on high for 3 minutes. Check it at 2 though. If it's too hot to touch then it's done. If it's a pepperoni Hot Pocket then eat it with Cheetos. They are so good together it's like they're in lust with one another and your taste buds will have an . =)